It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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