Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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