his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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