Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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