And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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