It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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