Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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