oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I smell like Dick and happiness
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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