From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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