My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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