the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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