Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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