I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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