shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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