if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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