are you still at the devil's house?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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