Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You're a disaster
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