im having a threesome with these popsicles
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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