when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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