ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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