Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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