I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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