I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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