look no pants
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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