worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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