I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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