apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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