The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I deserve to be covered in dicks
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
