like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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