everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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