Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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