so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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