I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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