i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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