didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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