you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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