id be glad to
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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