nut hugger
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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