After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Randomize
