so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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