Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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