i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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