I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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