just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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