I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i out mim tonsoeep
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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