Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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