just come out here and I will go home with you...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He did a backflip because drugs
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