No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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