So drunk its hurt
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize