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he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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