If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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