Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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