Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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