How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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