He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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